I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Just invented taco cereal.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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