he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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