I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
how does that bad decision feel?
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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