fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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