UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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