butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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