people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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