if i can run in heels then i can drive
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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