i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
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