dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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