Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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