I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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