guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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