Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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