We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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