Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
Randomize
