If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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