Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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