plz talk dirty to me
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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