Betty ford says i'm here all night
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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