Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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