I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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