Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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