Im at strip club and am horny
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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