Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
it's great music for shaving your balls
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize
