If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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