Just mADE A PArabola og urine
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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