Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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