Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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