i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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