We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the day after is always just damage control
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
soo... how was my night?
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