from now on my penis is your penis
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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