But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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