great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
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