sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
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