3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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