PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
