we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Randomize
