I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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