But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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