just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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