In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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