At least make sure they are 18
Why
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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