Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
