Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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