just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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