Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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