i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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