Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
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