I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I cut my penus on the lid.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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