I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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