the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we made out on top of his cat.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
